Sunday, March 31, 2013

Radioactive;

is the song i'm currently listening to. By imagine the dragons. It's a cool song etc etc do not pirate etc etc

Hey everyone! what's it been? like a year? heh.

Okay i have to get this guilt out of me. It feels like every single entry i'm writing i'm acknowledging the fact that i've been absent from the blogging-scene for months on end.

"months on end" Never quite used this phrase before. Hopefully used it right though #yolo

Anyway, life's ok i guess. I've been feeling extremely paranoid about my health. I feel that i have every common deadly disease or conditions. For this i blame TV and the mass media. I mean, i grow this weird thing on my fingernail....

                               yeah so i instagramed it. What's the big deal? #jzcuzuaintmedunh8me

and then i start losing my mind!

And this is the mistake. I GOOGLED it.

My advice to anyone reading this, it's a lot better to know straight from your doctor, than the doctor on WEBMD.com. Because within a half hour of reading, i self proclaimed myself a doctor and self diagnosed myself with melanoma, a form of skin cancer where dark pigments appear. Pretty soon I would be undergoing chemotherapy to rid myself of these cancerous cells i thought.

But i was wrong, it probably was just a side effect of biting nails. don't quite know, could be wrong.

Moral of the story: i don't have cancer yet !

Yo boo! skype now!