Radioactive;

is the song i'm currently listening to. By imagine the dragons. It's a cool song etc etc do not pirate etc etc

Hey everyone! what's it been? like a year? heh.

Okay i have to get this guilt out of me. It feels like every single entry i'm writing i'm acknowledging the fact that i've been absent from the blogging-scene for months on end.

"months on end" Never quite used this phrase before. Hopefully used it right though #yolo

Anyway, life's ok i guess. I've been feeling extremely paranoid about my health. I feel that i have every common deadly disease or conditions. For this i blame TV and the mass media. I mean, i grow this weird thing on my fingernail....

                               yeah so i instagramed it. What's the big deal? #jzcuzuaintmedunh8me

and then i start losing my mind!

And this is the mistake. I GOOGLED it.

My advice to anyone reading this, it's a lot better to know straight from your doctor, than the doctor on WEBMD.com. Because within a half hour of reading, i self proclaimed myself a doctor and self diagnosed myself with melanoma, a form of skin cancer where dark pigments appear. Pretty soon I would be undergoing chemotherapy to rid myself of these cancerous cells i thought.

But i was wrong, it probably was just a side effect of biting nails. don't quite know, could be wrong.

Moral of the story: i don't have cancer yet !

Yo boo! skype now!

For a girl that's worth a thousand years.

There's a boy, who'd wait a million more for her :)

Happy birthday sweetie. I love you :)

My best friend is secretly gay according to a Government endorsed guide on how to spot gays.

I was on facebook browsing around today and i saw something that piqued my interest as you fellow englishmen or english women would say.

                                            "i guess we'll never know which one piqued my interest more"


So anyway, according to this person (Dr. Mohd Puad Zarkashi. UMNO member, Deputy Education minister), identifying gay people is pretty simple. Just follow these simple guidelines :

Symptoms of gays:

• Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;

• Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;

• Attracted to men; and

• Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

Symptoms of lesbians:

• Attracted to women;

• Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women;

• Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; and

• Have no affection for men.

       "deep down inside, i'm pretty sure a gay person somewhere in malaysia would say "I prefer the term 'Homosexual'  " ok that didn't come out as straight as i expected it to.


I know your reaction now. It's probably this:

                                  "I have a dire need to release flatulence as of this moment in time"


Anyway, i decided since i'm a man i should probably test myself to see whether i fit into the description of a gay person.

Symptoms of gays:

• Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;

Damn. Strike one on the muscular body

                                                                                    

For the purpose of science and psychology, i have decided to ransack my cabinet and look for any article of clothing that fits into the description of a V-neck. 

I found none.

So i decided to look at old facebook photos.

Nope. no V-neck

still no v neck

Totally no v-neck.

That leads us to point 2.

• Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;

again, looking back at old facebook pictures i fall victim to non of these

Nope. that's a dark coloured shirt

White probably isn't bright.

Which would lead us to the 3rd point.

• Attracted to men;

Probably not so much.

and the fouth;

• Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

not a handbag in sight!

So according to the guideline. I am strictly not gay! Oh my GAWD my friends are never gonna believe me! :3

After reaffirming myself that i wasn't gay (not gay!) . I decided to put Jonathan Wee to the ultimate gay tester! :D

• Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes;

Jon isn't exactly the most muscular person in the world.

You probably shouldn't ask where i got the picture from.

But he does have a whole lot of v necks now that i think about it.

V neck

V Neck

V neck and oh my god the gayest hair cut everrrrrr.

• Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes;

umm.

• Attracted to men;

definitely gay. there's a guy in the picture and he's wearing a v-neck. and omg call the fashion police, he did not just wear a pair of dark brown shorts.

• Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out.

He's the one in blue checking his hand bag.

He fits all the symptoms perfectly. I always knew he was a little bendy to the side. That'll probably be the end of our sleepovers. :(

And to conclude everything, i would like to thank the Goverment for endorsing such a spot on guide to identify between man, and MAN.

Verdict.

Aaron The Manly - 1
Jonathan the homosexual - 0

Ps: This post was made entirely to poke fun at the guidelines and in no way intentioned to have hurt/mislead/defame anyone. If you are gay of a homosexual nature and find this offensive, i sincerely apologize. It was never in my intention to insult your kind. You have your own taste in humans, and as do I. You gay people rock! Elton John, Ellen Degeneres, Justin bieber, Selena Gomez, Dumbledore, Green lantern, X-men!

 *****UPDATE******

Just found this on the net. It totally seems legit man.

Uncanny.

Peace out. Spread the love, not the hate.

PSS: I really hope i tak kena ISA

A big update

Welcome everyone, to Aaron Gumis' persona---i mean public diary! 

Yeah it's totally free and not at all private!
Unless of course you're a sibling of mine.
In that case, you never saw this blog and will not mention about it to mummy and daddy or myself.
also if you spot a lie shhhhh

Anyway, i've been gone awhile. and by awhile i mean a long time.
So the normal excuses will be that i'm now studying/have a family/ have commitments/ watch the night and as usual, taking care of my girlfriend, who in this case is Rachel Lee

She's a wonderful lady that girl.

don't we look so macho together? :D

anyway, here's another picture of her :)




Where was i?

Oh ya again siblings if you do see this, it strictly stays here.

Anyway, i'm now studying my A-levels at Help Academy.
It's this nifty academy in the heart of KL with many wonderful awards and such.
And i've got many things there! 

I've made good friends, among them Jared, Li Sar, Samantha, Rachel Chin, Iman, Bau Yi, Evelyn, Kiat, Joe and many otheres! (because naming all of them would be awkward) :P
I'm again truly blessed to actually have these many close friends in college cause i've heard so many horror stories of students finding it hard to fit in.

And looking at myself i dont think i'd fit (no pun intended. but if you got it, then you're a mean person) in much anyway since i have the most super duper awesomest friends in kuching 

That's marcus btw. And rachel if you're reading this, he very tall and hansem.

Oh and among my KL friends....

Most of them are in there, but then again i a bit malas wanna introduce one by one la so ya :P

And now about my studies! :D

....let's move to a less depressing agenda :(

You know how everyone says "you hang out with a chinese friend, by the weekend, you become a chinese man!"
no? damn.

anyway, apparently normally i'm suppose to have picked up some common chinese!

but being myself, i picked up more than common chinese!
I learnt how to write in chinese aswell! :D

here's a link to the translated version of this one

and another link for the translated version of this english song which i sang in chinese!

anyway, that's all for now! :D

oh and thank you guys (sorry ni, no pics of you :P) for being awesome comprados :P

And thank you rachel, for everything :)

Best things in life

Hey anyone still reading this blog! :D been away for quite some time. Trying to adjust to college and stuff. Been having exams lately too. Not those semester exams that we used to have in school. It's an ACTUAL exam that will determine my A-levels. More about that later :D

But as to seeing how busy totallynotlazyatall i've been these past few days, i suppose i can update mini short updates? won't be using the comics again in awhile though (Thanks Antics comic!)

But among the best things in life are ;

heh x)

The new years.

(Typical after-chinese new years effect)

Happy 2012 everyone!

So what if i'm 28 days late! It's still worth telling the world that it's ending in about 12 months time! :D

okay probably not the best way to start a new years post.

anyhoo.

It's 2012 everybody! it's the last year on---- damn i did it again didn't I? D:

anyhoo.

Welcome to 2012!

Oh yes, 2012! this year will last forever! can't make this stuff up ;)

so people normally have new year resolutions, so i decided to post my one and only resolution.

1. Be Batman

yeap that's all. very realistic resolution. i hate those bimbo's that go all

"oh this year i wanna have x amount of boyfriends cause im hot and sexy and made of jelly"


ok i admit, i have no idea why i typed jelly.

but in order to become batman i have to lose weight....

still batman eh.

love you rach! :D

by love i mean hug,

by hug i mean squeeze,

by squeeze i mean hold,

by hold i mean eat.

batzombie.

Reply;

There's so many questions, so many words I could put on a back of a post card.

There's no song that I could sing but I would try for your heart.

Our dreams, and they're made up of little things like a ; bluebox of notes that tells me why I love you my sweetheart.

Love is the answer at least for most of the question in my heart.

Like where to eat and what do we eat ain't knocking me so hard.

It's not always easy cause life can be deceiving..... But I tell you one thing ; it's always better when we're together :)

....I think i win la :P

But you ah!! You make me so freaking hungry every time T.T